About my impeachment...uh... yeah. I wont be there.... got some other stuff to do.
At today's news conference he stood up in front of a room full of adults and asserted that the rules for his impeachment violated his Constitutional rights. (!) Now of course he knows that basically he's being fired for cause and the Constitution is irrelevant. But guess what? He doesn't fucking care!! Whoooopeeee...... In fact he pegged his don't-give-a-shit meter into the red when he claimed this whole episode was a legislative power grab to raise income taxes by %4, %5, %33, %66 or some other number maybe. But that's not the point. The point is that he is willing, nay EAGER, to look you in the eye and say the craziest shit he can think of and dare you to call him wrong. Who among us is man enough to do it??
Now there are those who will say that the man is crazy. Uh-uh. If he were this crazy he'd be leading his invisible pet goat on a leash all around town and as far as I know he's not. He knows exactly what he's doing and there is a damn good possibility it'll work, not for his impeachment but for his criminal trial. He's counting on our stupidity, playing to a potential jury pool who might seat one dumbass that will buy into his populist victimhood and hang the jury. Anybody have Bobby Rush's phone number?
The man is brilliant. Tell me Im wrong.
The media tour is clever. He's losing one job as he's auditioning for others. Expect to hear Blago on an AM dial someday soon. Perhaps paired with Danny Bonaduce?
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